Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2022

Maybe the EPA, or maybe Homeland Security!

I think the CDC would be your better choice dude.

Two words: Hospital. Gelatin.

She forgot to cook it?

And I’m reporting your fish sticks to the Sturgeon General.

I’m with Bleeb. I wouldn’t be standing near that lunch-lady either.

“Ummm, sorry, but that’s not tapioca… you scooped that out of the mayonnaise bin!”

I wonder if the surgeon general can muster up a firing squad?

Working the school cafeteria for 16 years people always complained about the food!!!

Report HIM to the principal for being a typical brat

“I don’t make it. I just serve it, punk”

Bleeb wants some!

Bleeb is still stuck in the classroom. Lucky

“You must be pudding me on if you think I’m going to eat this.”

I love tapioca.

Phillis Diller said that her pudding was bulletproof.

That’s not tapioca; it’s low fat cottage cheese

I thought it was tapioca until I noticed some of them were moving around.

Might want to give the World Health Organization a call too. They like to keep track of biohazards.

Bleeb: Earthlings dont eat the Tapic… Oh no I am too latez"

No joke this, tapioca is derived from cassava and if cassava is not processed properly it could cause cyanide poisoning. Bleeb knows this, that’s why he’s staying out of the cafeteria.

Looks like Bleeb got detention, probably because of the up-skirting.

Seems like I read somewhere that the plant tapioca comes from is poison unless it is prepared properly.

Pumpkin spiced Tapioca?

Tapioca? More like crapioca, amirite?