Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 13, 2022

The camera’s illegal unless she’s 18 or older.

Rubin seems not to know the word “omniscient”…

I thought gawd was all seeing. All knowing. Hmmm. Now we know the truth.

God’s a voyeur?

Oh trust me He knows

Once Adam gets there, the camera will catch things growing in the Garden of Eden.

The clicks He/She/It must get from the video clips. Is it a Ring cam to catch ‘branch pirates’? A trail cam? Kind of the same I guess.

Apple’s corporate security.

Shouldn’t that be “omnipresent”? It’s a joke that just didn’t work for me.

Unless you are Donald Dumpster…..