Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 18, 2022

Ow.

Your reputation precedes you unfortunately Andy.

Is this the first time Andy’s been hurt in a Pub brawl where he wasn’t even involved?

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander Flo

Poor Andy, knocked out by the outside of the bottle instead of what was inside the bottle!

Biff, Bash,

I was taking a bash,

All upon a Saturday night!

He’s innocent….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-18th-november-2022-28518965

But Santa I can explain !

As innocent as a lamb but stewed just the same.

He should have said “For once, I’m innocent, pet.”

Is that called a “bottle bruise”?

That’s going to leave a mark.

Something similar to that happened to me when I was in elementary school. I was out sick one day (asthma problems) and when I returned to school I was ordered to the Principal’s Office with about 4 other boys for disciplinary action for something that had happened while I was out. You would have thought that the teacher knew I had been absent but off I was sent with the rest anyway. Even some of the boys protested my innocence in front of the Principal as I hadn’t been at school when the incident, whatever it was happened. After all was said and done, all we received was a stern talking to in the end. I should have been more ticked off for various reasons, but in truth I felt a bit of pride about the whole situation.

never, in my life ever, did I think I’d feel sorry for Andy.

Andy called a lawyer before a doctor. Money in the bank Flo. Money in the bank.

Wives always believe husbands are guilty until proven innocent!

Shabbat shalom, Eldo, rjm, and Linguist.

And Happy Thanksgiving, too.

He chose to walk along there at that moment instead of being home with Flo. He is not innocent.

I’ve only been in one bar when loud argument got started. The three guys were on the street before they knew what happened, and the band didn’t miss a beat. We just loved that place, The Levee in Kansas City, circa 1967.

I’m sure if he brought the bottle home and said, “THIS was the culprit” she’d agree.

You’ll note Andy’s head wasn’t hard enough to break the bottle.

Yer right, Flo – guilty by association…!

For once, Andy was innocent.

He has gotten away with so many “mistakes” he HAS to be blamed for this.

Andy must be getting old, he should have been able to dodge that bottle.

Well the odds were with Flo.

Injured in a fight and not even have the satisfaction of being in it.

That’s what Putin said to Poland after two people were killed by a missile.

Does that pub not have CCTV outside?

“Just passing through” can still certainly get you into trouble. Haha.

On another note, I had my Full English Breakfast this morning and I even have a photo of it that I sent to RJM and made him hungry. If anybody wants to see it (whom I have email addresses for) reply with “Me please” and I’ll shoot it over.

On yet another note, I was only able to get 2/3 items for the cashback. Both have been approved.

xxx

Hey, Andy. Your talents have been ‘drafted’ over at Frank and Ernests place. Better hitch up the draft horse and get on over there!!!

Karma’s a b-itch.