Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 14, 2022

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    A Common 'tator  about 2 years ago

    The ice cream container ? Last count I’ve six ice cream containers… Vanille, rhum, chocolat, café, crème brulé and citron sorbet…

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    Lady loves a joke  about 2 years ago

    And definitely stay away from the bags of chips!

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    dbwindhorst  about 2 years ago

    Try that box in the attic with the ThighMaster® and the ShakeWeight®.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Um. Owen, how about we go in the living room….and have a chat

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    Sir Isaac  about 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t be eating any cookies from that jar. You remember story about the guy who used reclaimed lumber from a Victorian era insane asylum to build his house and was tormented by the lost souls who had been confined there.

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    fishbulb239  about 2 years ago

    If Gary wasn’t undead, it might well be worthwhile to associate sadness with a container for something as unhealthy as cookies or ice cream.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    “You got your ectoplasm on my chocolate-chips!”

    “You got your chocolate-chips on my ectoplasm!”

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    How about on the top shelf in the closet under the hats? Will help keep your head warm!

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    ChrisTrey  about 2 years ago

    Just order something like a box of q-tips from Amazon – you’ll get them in a box large enough for several Owens to hide in.

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    6turtle9  about 2 years ago

    Brainstorming? The combined power of you two should be able to make a nightlight glow.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    It’s hard to say which one is more pathetic here, Owen or Gary….

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