The nark in the dark.
The fireplace is behind you Eno. See if the Elf on the shelf can burn.
“Snitches get stitches!”
So they’re going to repair the hole where his stuffing is coming out?
Oh no! Not a ‘shelf elf’?
He’s in quite a pickle!
I’ll let you in n a little secret. Don’t blame the elf. It’s the microchip I asked them to plant in your arm when you got the Covid19 shot.
LOL!!!
Shove the little rat up the Chimney and let Santa rescue him. You ain’t getting any Santa presents this year anyway.
Into the fireplace with him!
Begs the question of who put the elf on the shelf?
now there’s some real Xmas spirit (not)
I’m not myself keen on the Elf on the Shelf. A few years back, ‘The Simpsons’ had an episode a few years ago where they had a parody version, and the best was when Maggie destroyed the doll.
Only 6 more days and the elf on the shelf behind me get it!
It’s too late Eno, you’ve already been made.
Rescue the beer before you torch him! burp. :)
Nice butt line, Fang! :)
He lost his power now that you touched him.
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Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The nark in the dark.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
The fireplace is behind you Eno. See if the Elf on the shelf can burn.
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
“Snitches get stitches!”
So they’re going to repair the hole where his stuffing is coming out?
Il Siciliano almost 2 years ago
Oh no! Not a ‘shelf elf’?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s in quite a pickle!
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’ll let you in n a little secret. Don’t blame the elf. It’s the microchip I asked them to plant in your arm when you got the Covid19 shot.
bloodykate almost 2 years ago
LOL!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Shove the little rat up the Chimney and let Santa rescue him. You ain’t getting any Santa presents this year anyway.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 2 years ago
Into the fireplace with him!
amxchester almost 2 years ago
Begs the question of who put the elf on the shelf?
KEA almost 2 years ago
now there’s some real Xmas spirit (not)
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
I’m not myself keen on the Elf on the Shelf. A few years back, ‘The Simpsons’ had an episode a few years ago where they had a parody version, and the best was when Maggie destroyed the doll.
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
Only 6 more days and the elf on the shelf behind me get it!
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
It’s too late Eno, you’ve already been made.
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Rescue the beer before you torch him! burp. :)
Nice butt line, Fang! :)
clayface9 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He lost his power now that you touched him.