Close to Home by John McPherson for November 23, 2022

don’t mention your jock-itch!

That’s MY claim to sports fame!

Ahhhhhh…..

I’ve been Bleebless for days. It’s been a nightmare.

I stopped playing sports when I found out you could buy your own trophies.

I got out of a lot of classes after suffering the most horrendous and debilitating Nintendo injury once…does that count?!

(Note: now I have a quandary on whether or not to try and catchup after the site was down for days! Even Dilbert and The Far Side were down! I was just wandering the neighborhood for several days just looking for sump’n funny to poke a stick at! But it’s back now… so I can relax while I try to catch up.)

I’m quite that will be her LAST date with him!

Eeew!

I hope he gave it back to him.

Looks like he may have athletes mouth as well.

So sorry you were away from home

I am not interested in nuclear science but I did once get an atomic wedgie!!

Please don’t attempt to show her. Please don’t attempt to show her….

That’ll get rid of her quick!!!

TMI !!!

Overshare…

Hm. I had a rabbit’s foot when I was about that age.

If you didn’t get it while playing a sport then it’s just foot fungus.

i’ve used that pick-up line before