The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 24, 2022

pits see caso

“Do you paint houses”?!

rita kahlo?

Additional Addled Suggestions

Norman Rock-Well crowd surfing in the mosh pit

Moses’ Grandma making him chicken soup

Young James Whistler, and his womanizing father whistling at women

Andy Warhol’s childhood food pantry full of soup and pop cans

Young Monet washing restaurant dishes — no money to pay for his meal

Punk Picasso dropping LSD with early hippies

Ha! Funny! ☺️

A few more……Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

HAPPY THANKSGIVING SCOTT! ☺️

Funny

I know you had nothing to do with Go Comics being down for a week, but this is how you show up after all that time?

I would have thought it would be Ulysses with the Honda Odyssey acting up.

No Andrew Wyeth Hurths?? No Thomas KinKatydid? Sheesh.

Like a Honda is going to break down. I’ve had a dozen over the years, and currently have two Odys with a combined 393K miles and never an issue. How the Dodges friends and family and they live at the service shop.

Those are less remembered?

Salivator Dali would have been a great nickname for our late, great, black cat, whom we named Spook. He would drool when he was really relaxed. We did call him Droolius Caesar and Drools Verne, though, and during the Reagan years, we also called him C Everett Spook.

Take the Monet and run.

Snoop Dogg and his VW Thug Bug.

M. C. Hammer-Escher, you can’t touch this because it made you dizzy.

I don’t take Samuel L. Jackson seriously. He’s too nice of a guy and too kind.

Vincent’s Van no go? He must have run out of Monet to buy DeGas… is he Baroque?