Jeff Danziger for November 15, 2022

Is it called “crypto” because none of them actually understands how it works?

What does it say on the briefcase?

Who knew that fake money was no good to most people? ¯\(ツ)/¯

You want me to give you something that I have that is valuable which you will convert into some type of code or digital existence which was created by you using much electric power???

Then I have to create a password which can never be retrieved if lost but believe that you too cannot access or find, and this created widget crypto thing will be wanted by others???

Sounds like a sure fire retirement plan! SIGN ME UP!!! Hey, can it be used to buy Enron or Theranos stock or am I too late?

Just remember that crypto rhymes with klepto…

For those times when the stock market just isn’t risky enough for you…

Makes ENRON look like selling lemon used cars

Before crypto there was Monopoly money. At least it could buy some hotels.

Roll this around in your mouth, some governments put money into this lunacy.

Very well done, Mr. Danziger. Very Well Done.

fusilier

James 2:24

Mm, mmmm, mmmmmmm, when are people going to learn to stick to the basics like I do and buy crappy stocks?

I read a financial report that FTX’s crash is miniscule compared to total worth of everything. They predicted that it would make the next iterations of fake money more stable.

Hopefully, this will also mean the end of Blockchain, the answer to a question never asked.

Sooooo…now that crypto is in meltdown mode what happens with/to all those nefarious hackers that hijacked various companies demanding ransom be paid in crypto? LMAO about the predicament they’re in now! Hardy,har,har!

Why won’t anyone buy my nothing and pay me more than I paid for it?

I’m starting a new one BatCoin! Special this week: 100 BatCoin dollars for $1 U.S. !

Lot of people out there took some unscheduled baths!!!

The crypto part is accurate. It’s the currency part that doesn’t work.

The biggest laugh is for all of the ransomware jerks who insisted on being paid with bitcoin.

Crypto is worth the paper it’s printed on.

The conceit of “alternative currency”/Is laden with chances of errancy.

Why won’t someone buy my nothing for more than I paid for it?

Are we missing Jeff’s stuff because of the crash, or is Jeff taking a week off? I have never seen Jeff take more than a few days off.