Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 25, 2022

Santa is using Fed-Ex for deliveries now?

Sad note for any kid to find Christmas morning. BTW, I share a farmhouse road with my neighbor. FedEx is ALWAYS delivering my packages to my neighbors house. They did it again yesterday! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Uh, thought he knew when you were sleeping. He showed up and left a note anyway.

I thought being asleep was the point.

Today, UPS delivered a large package and left it on my porch without ringing the doorbell. I was lucky that something told me to check my porch before it got dark. Love ESP.

Must’ve been EdFex… but, awwwww!

what? no signature required? OUCH!!!!

Love it!! Clever twist.

Merry Christmas Ralph!

Actually according to the rules he should have only been skipped if he was awake

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MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

I thought Santa knew when you were sleeping and when you’re awake, like big tech!

Same notes parents are writing all through the snowed in areas in the midwest and northern lake regions right now.

C’mon Dave … according to “Day By Dave”, December 21st was National Bah Humbug Dave …er… Day …!

( merry xmas y’all )

Mom in the ‘40s and 50’s put a lump of coal in our stockings first. Nearly impossible for the public to find today. Charcoal briquette, HUMBUG!

You might consider opting for the text status alerts.

Santa was very slow delivering presents this year because of his new dependence on THC edibles.

Awww poor kid.

Poor kid…

Changing the rules in the middle of the game? No fair!