Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 30, 2022

No holes to spare.

Totally legit. 2 legit 2 quit, even.

Looks as if he’s dropped a ball or two on his head.

Never trust a cartoonist

Black Hole Theory??

There used to be two finger bowling balls, but you don’t see them anymore.

People have five fingers counting the thumb that goes in the top hole.

A lot of the two handed pros do not use the thumb hole

Cue the rimshot monkey.

No holes. Roll it underhanded. With a bit of spin.

All thumbs are fingers…

… but not all fingers are thumbs!

Another of life’s mysteries solved!

Most everything is off-bowlance in cartoon land and the real world.

You know the drill.

♫ B-O-W-L-I-N-G …

My bowling ball holes are three ♫

Reminds me of my first lover girl friend.

In my “real world” everyone has 5 fingers. Yes, thumbs are fingers.

Jerry Garcia did alright with 9 fingers.

Obviously our real world bowling balls are more sacred than those found in cartoon land (think about it for a moment).