Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 01, 2022

Or dragons in general.

Hmm… talk to Lord Splendid Humility. He’s the expert at being made uncomfortable by compliments.

There were a lot of cranky old misanthropes in my life; my art teacher, my film instructor, etc. I’m glad i uit listening to them.

“Hey, Voltina.”

“Hi Max. I was just listening to “High Voltage” by “AC/DC”. You?"

Voltina won’t give you any static, Max!

Unfortunately, most people also aren’t robots in disguise. Nobody’s perfect.

Good to see Max has a friend able to understand him.

Did Voltina work in retail at some point? That’s where I got my misanthropy.

Has Max forgotten that he gave permission to Phoebe to write her essay?

This dragon is bad at being a misanthrope.

I get that it is an issue for Max, but I am not clear what makes it an issue for him. It attackes his world view as a misanthrope?

In the _Phoebe_verse, was Molière‘s play about this dragon?

Hm. I don’t remember Voltina. I gather she’s electrical in some fashion, but she also appears to be transparent…

I LOVE Voltina!

At least Phoebe didn’t follow Max around with a drone to get her material for the essay…

I mean… it could have been worse, is all i’m saying. :P

Since when is Voltina yellow?