Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 11, 2022

Saw a candle today that I had to open the lid to sniff it. Really wish I hadn’t. The scent? Spiced ashes. As in, cigarette………………………………..(gag)

I don’t get it, lemon pork is delicious.

I like lemon too. I particularly like anything that is lemon-flavoured, strawberry-flavoured or banana-flavoured.

No wonder she sometimes shows a sour disposition.

This is the first gag I’ve seen, involving Blanche, that DIDN’T make fun of her looks or her weight

lemony snicket.

Lemons…..pucker up….

Just wait until she discovers pumpkin spice.

Well I guess the Wiz would say he married a Lemon and wants a refund, or at least a new wife.

Lemon is good in all those things—but not beer.