Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 04, 2022

She’s egging him on

And he was with another chick all day, so he was lying while she was laying.

Some one told her not to put all of her eggs in one basket.

Wanna switch places with her? Hmm?

Let the “egg” puns begin in 3… 2… 1…

Three flying eggs coming through the front door.

But he will never run out of eggs!

This is rather eggasperating….

Is she having an eggsitential crisis?

I love this. Very original, at least to me.

You’re using the WRONG WOR-

Never mind.

Some prolific chicken that Gladys.. best we ever got from a chicken is one egg a day.

Just wait until the kids get here…

Busy, busy, busy. A woman’s work is never done.

Eggads !

Now he doesn’t have to go online to find his nearest Shell location.

If he looks miserable now, wait until he finds himself working 24-7 to support them all once they start to hatch. (Unless of course they’re using birth control, and all she’s done is provide breakfast for the week.)

Hope those are all his…

Congratulations on your bundles of joy

The thought bubble lead-in looks like floating eggs.

“What’s for supper?”