The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 13, 2022

Leaf her alone.

Hey, it gets cold under there!

it’s the pits!

Does she use RoundUp on her armpits??!!

Laughing.

Those might be (blank)willow branches, that root fairly easily. There’s no way an obvious vulgar adjective would get through the nanny-censors. Wrong body area, anyway.

Poison ivy?

The new natural look! Many girls have adopted that look lately!

At least there’s no bush.

What is the meaning of NO SHAVE NOVEMBER?

danielle has a close shave with a busybody…

Yew, she looks like she has ficus benjamina

She tried to grow some mistletoe, but it went wrong.

LOL, thanks Mr. Hilburn.

C’mon, leaf her alone!

She’s been watching too much “Frozen” lately and got caught up in the “Let it go!!! Let it go!!!” theme.

When he’s talking to her, he should leaf out any criticism. That snow way to treat a lady.

Pit Peplum.

She heard that it’s very attractive in some parts of the world.

Is that a thing?

I’m wondering how she grew leaves on her branches in winter.

Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?

I’d have gone with No Prune June.

She looks like she got into the chocolate pie…

TFG says that if you’re a star, snowwomen will let you grab them anywhere you want, even in the other leaves…

she’s French

Danielle has been listening to A LOT of The Greatful Dead and Phish lately . . . now Billy the Snowman gets it!

Thankful am I that the writer went with “pits” as the growth site.