Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for December 03, 2022

But you get 2000% of your daily requirement of Hydrogen.

A light breakfast

You didn’t read the directions Roy. Fill the bowl then pour the milk in. And quickly cover the bowl with a plate. Keep it there until the Floati-O’S soak up the milk and sink.

But they are an important part of a successful weight loss program.

You can have fun with the helium making your voice sound funny until lunch.

You can’t keep a bad cereal down.

Maybe Roy would like them in a different color scheme.

They must be really popular. I hear the boxes are “flying” off the shelves.

Hogwarts selling cereal now? Cool.

And for 16 box-tops you get a free butterfly net

Don’t eat them if you’re feeling sick as you may not be able to keep them down.

The thing on the box looks like a cross between a monkey and Darwin.

Hmm…Weight loss applications?

Good one, Scott.

Puffed air.

They could switch to Luftwaffles…

Roy would know that ’s is possessive, not plural.