Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 14, 2022

“Midvale School For Gifted Failures”?

It might be that it’s “pull” door on a house, which would be weird.

He’s the abject of their derision.

That’s using your head.

The Story of my Life

It feels so good… when you stop.

I actually felt empathy for this man.

I once thought about creating a novelty gift. A foam rubber brick wall that you could hang on a wall for banging your head.

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Do me a favor, open the door and let ’em in

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Do me a favor, open the door and let ’em in, let ’em in

Sister Suzie, Brother John

Martin Luther, Phil and Don

Brother Michael, Auntie Gin

Open the door, let ’em in

Sister Suzie, brother John

Martin Luther, Phil and Don

Uncle Ernie, Auntie Gin

Open the door, let ’em in

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Do me a favor, open the door and let ’em in, let ’em in

Sister Suzi, Brother John

Martin Luther, Phil and Don

Uncle Ernie, Uncle Lin

Open the door, let ’em in

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Do me a favor, open the door and let ’em in

Truly sad.

Can we expect the born loser to show up here?

Well at least he’s using his head for a change