Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 10, 2023

you should really check for a position in the theater

All that alliteration…if I read that aloud, my screen would be covered in spit.

So that’s what they’re called now.

Agnes is showing her drama queen side, which IS her talent.

The Sturdy Girls – that’s a band name that will always be up for grabs.

APParently a Particular Person Partook of a Pint of Pineapple juice, and will Presently need to P!

Sturdy! How subtle like a knife.

Sturdy has replaced husky in my lexicon today

Preach! Poor, pitiful peon… :-þ

Pike County? I thought they lived in Brown County. Have they moved?

“….I looked HARD.”

agnes provides proof positive that sharecropping is a stressful way to make a living…

living in Ohio is also what makes her near and dear to my heart.

She’s just immolating herself…

My hubby the gardener has tried to grow pineapples. He’s gotten a few tiny ones so far. But this is sunny Florida, not frigid Ohio. Easy to grow, you just buy a fresh pineapple from the store, cut the top off, and stick the top in a pot with soil. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn’t.

Agnes is great at concocting fantasies — here’s hoping she grows up to be a writer.