@Number three Today’s strip is funny the way the job centre guy Howls with laughter in his sleep about our Hero Mr Andrew Capp getting a job is classical ;o) my avatar is picture of how men percieve themselves to be handsome as Braddpitt when actually they look as goofy asMr Bean, this happens to me when I look in a mirror and see an old 78 year old guy looking at me, how was your day? ours should be quite busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood with no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for cariing still young at 30 young lady
I have decided to go to bingo for my birthday. Last time I went on my birthday was 2018 and I didn’t win anything. I’m not sure if I told you but when I go to the bingo now, I order a lovely American style jumbo hot dog and chips (fries) after the first half of the Main Event. It’s absolutely gorgeous. When I ordered it the last time the lady behind the counter told me it wasn’t their usual brand of hot dogs but I insisted it was fine and that I’ll try it. And I was right to do so. It was still delicious! I really appreciated her telling me before I handed my money over though.
When I’m at the carvery next week, I won’t be ordering dessert. Hear me out! The reason for that is because my Mum has made me a chocolate fudge cake for my birthday and I made a deal with her ages ago that if we have any chocolate fudge cake at home the same time I’m due to go the carvery then I won’t order dessert from there. I’ll literally be having some when I get home. It’s going to feel strange but it will cost me less which is good since I won’t be getting £10 off this time.
Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. I had a great night’s sleep in my new bed.
That would be a pretty funny thing to dream about — but then it could turn into a nightmare, when he sees what happens when Andy reports for his first day of work.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
Andy going to the job centre is always a nightmare.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
har har har – now to the real joke please.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And they say that people at these places don’t have any sense of humor.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
When you start dreaming about your work it may be time to switch jobs. Especially when your job is hopeless, like trying to get Andy to get a job.
AFFICIONADO almost 2 years ago
@Number three Today’s strip is funny the way the job centre guy Howls with laughter in his sleep about our Hero Mr Andrew Capp getting a job is classical ;o) my avatar is picture of how men percieve themselves to be handsome as Braddpitt when actually they look as goofy asMr Bean, this happens to me when I look in a mirror and see an old 78 year old guy looking at me, how was your day? ours should be quite busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood with no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for cariing still young at 30 young lady
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
So much for the Job Cemtre instead of helping Andy find his dream job the guy has a job dream!
bdviets almost 2 years ago
How is the clerk in front of the glass??
rshive almost 2 years ago
Andy would just as soon avoid the Job Centre altogether. On the off chance that he may find a job.
Calvinist1966 almost 2 years ago
Today is my fifty-sixth birthday and I have been reading Andy Capp since 1974.
Gandalf almost 2 years ago
Why is the bureaucrat in front of the ‘glass panels’? The joke itself was pretty good though.
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Andy’s dreams of a job are always nightmares.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Dreaming of Andy working is like visiting "Never"land.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems almost 2 years ago
And tonight you will be screaming: you dream he took a job working for you!
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Maniacal laughter.
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
Andy was dreaming about sleeping.
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
I would be laughing too, if my r Capp was a working stiff!
Number Three almost 2 years ago
I’ve had my share of funny dreams but they were more like “WTF” funny. I honestly need to keep a dream diary. Some of them are eccentric.
xxx
Number Three almost 2 years ago
@Afficionado
Hey, Affie.
I’m 28 tomorrow! Eeek.
I have decided to go to bingo for my birthday. Last time I went on my birthday was 2018 and I didn’t win anything. I’m not sure if I told you but when I go to the bingo now, I order a lovely American style jumbo hot dog and chips (fries) after the first half of the Main Event. It’s absolutely gorgeous. When I ordered it the last time the lady behind the counter told me it wasn’t their usual brand of hot dogs but I insisted it was fine and that I’ll try it. And I was right to do so. It was still delicious! I really appreciated her telling me before I handed my money over though.
When I’m at the carvery next week, I won’t be ordering dessert. Hear me out! The reason for that is because my Mum has made me a chocolate fudge cake for my birthday and I made a deal with her ages ago that if we have any chocolate fudge cake at home the same time I’m due to go the carvery then I won’t order dessert from there. I’ll literally be having some when I get home. It’s going to feel strange but it will cost me less which is good since I won’t be getting £10 off this time.
Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. I had a great night’s sleep in my new bed.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A dream to some. A nightmare to others!
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
More lke a nightmare, if you ask me!!!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That would be a pretty funny thing to dream about — but then it could turn into a nightmare, when he sees what happens when Andy reports for his first day of work.
tad1 almost 2 years ago
If Andy had that dream, he’d wake up screaming!
Sherlock5 7 months ago
Hence the sarcastic expression “Only in your dreams!”