Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 16, 2022

got that right, barkeeper

That’s robin’s egg blue suit will help! But certainly be yourself, everyone else is taken!

No tips for the barkeep

Asking someone who dates his beer is not necessarily going to get you good dating advice.

@Number Three , Today’s strip IS funny, jack the barman’s advice not to be like our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is classic ;o) my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? our Finally Friday should be calm , we both are in a good mood and with no shopping or errands to run we are staying inside the house because today is the hottest day recorded in Malta for Dec and wait till this evening when I will have my fav nosh keep safe and thanks for caring still young Lady

Jobs mean beer money…. but Andy doesn’t take advice.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-16th-december-2022-28743137

He asks for advice from Andy? But, all things considered, the advice wasn’t bad.

What does Andy know about dating? He has been married to Flo since WW II. And every girl at the Pub has turned him down. So I suggest you ask someone who has been more successful with the ladies.

No purple! And a nice, i.e., exact, rejoinder by Jack.

Happy birthday number three. Have a wonderful and exciting day as you such deserve.

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dearNumber ThreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHappy birthday to you And many moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Or if the date is going horribly, who better to imitate than the great Andy Capp as a surefire way out.

¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, NUMBER THREE!

Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

Yeahhhh,don’t bea deadbeat Andy!!!

Birthday greetings Number Three!

You might want to wear a purple suit!

Andy missed his chance, he could have said buy me a pint and let me think about.

Happy Birthday Number 3……my seventy and four quarters birthday is tomorrow!

Just seat yourself with Andy in the background. The subliminal perspective will keep you on the top shelf.

That lad had a lot of nerve asking for free advice, doesn’t he see that Andy’s glass is due for a refill. Surprised Andy didn’t mention his empty glass before imparting any of his wisdom.

Andy is a good example of a bad example.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’m pleased to say that I am having a fantastic birthday. Unfortunately I didn’t win at bingo though. I have never won on my birthday. Perhaps my luck lies elsewhere. According to my Facebook memories I was at the bingo in 2019 as well on my birthday.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today. I’m having mine too! Also a slice of birthday cake afterwards.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. See you after the weekend!

Always do the opposite of what Andy does.

Wear a purple suit son:)