Monty by Jim Meddick for January 15, 2023

I will have forgotten you the moment the door closes.

“Would you mind asking my secretary to shred this on your way out.”

You are hiring me to show the wayout for the failed applicants

Next prediction: “You’re going to ball up my resume and toss it in the waste basket”!

Professor? Has he always been a professor?… Oh wait… never mind. Don’t waste your time Frankie. I’m not that interested.

Does it involve the circular file cabinet?

We’re not hiring you and are drafting a restraining order in case you ever show up here again.

“You’re not hiring me, burning my resume, and burying the ashes in concrete…”

“Bingo!”

Wow, Monty is good! About as good as any psychic on TV. “I am seeing an L… ; is there something that starts with L?” “Get out of here.”

First 2 guesses don’t count.

He might not get the psychic job but he can be the psychic’s sidekick.

Interviews with the department head’s heads.

If it’s the Psychic Research Institute, then why does the interviewer have a phone on the desk?

The reason Monty wasn’t hired is that he struck out on the mind-reading test: three swings, three misses.

Get a Magic 8 Ball, Monty! :)

Rmemeber, Monty’s license plate is MNTY13.

Professional psychic at work…

Forthright rejection letter: “I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your manuscript is before me. Soon it shall be behind me.”

They will give you $5 every month if you never come again.

I think maybe George Santos wrote his resume for him!

Not a chance we Re caling security the FBI. Plus s search for more classified documents.

It is obvious to one and all that “Professor” Monty has absolutely no psychic skills!

your putting my resume in the shredder? Hotter!

Ouch.