I don’t believe for one moment that Pig’s absence would have any impact on a seven-million-dollar deal. Unless, of course, an eccentric billionaire made a bet on whether or not Pig could tell time.
There are a lot of kids out there that are going to learn a hard lesson about life when they find out their parents can get them out of everything once the leave grade school. And a major drain on society trying to deal with them.
Most of the places that I’ve worked at required you to call in if you were going to miss work because of illness. If you brought a note from the doctor, the absence could be excused. Otherwise, you got a point and if you got enough points, you got fired.
It’s really unlikely that Pig would have a position of such importance as to influence the outcome of a seven million dollar account. Even if he was the entree
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Dear Sir,
Please excuse Pig for being late.
Signed,
Pigs Mother
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Hey Pig, don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
Who would put Pig in charge of a seven million dollar account in the first place?
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
I don’t believe for one moment that Pig’s absence would have any impact on a seven-million-dollar deal. Unless, of course, an eccentric billionaire made a bet on whether or not Pig could tell time.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Whoever put Pig in that position should bear the brunt of the responsibility.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
At least he had on a tie.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wish I still had my Mom to write excuse noted for me.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member over 1 year ago
So Pig got fired, who brings home the bacon now?
El-Kabong over 1 year ago
Pig should have called and demanded $5,000,000 to come in.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
Pig’s mom works for the local legislator. She’s the chief analyst for pork spending.
SALUDADOG over 1 year ago
Nice tie Pig! Moving up from the clip-on.
asmbeers over 1 year ago
Nobody gets the point of this great strip. Any HS teacher will get it, and it goes way beyond tardiness.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I thought pigs were intelligent animals.
phredturner over 1 year ago
But you have a great Mom
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lost the pork belly account.
tripwire45 over 1 year ago
I wish some people realized that.
stoshk over 1 year ago
Perhaps this recounts why Pastis ended up leaving the legal field…
lorenkinzel over 1 year ago
Who would put Pig in charge of a seven million dollar account in the first place?A mud wrestling venue.
TrulyTexan over 1 year ago
There are a lot of kids out there that are going to learn a hard lesson about life when they find out their parents can get them out of everything once the leave grade school. And a major drain on society trying to deal with them.
diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eventually they learn moms note just makes it harder, they still have to complete the tasks.
YaiDee over 1 year ago
I tried this today. My mom just laughed at me and told me the teacher has to go. (It is -31C today, -46 with the wind chill)
e.groves over 1 year ago
Most of the places that I’ve worked at required you to call in if you were going to miss work because of illness. If you brought a note from the doctor, the absence could be excused. Otherwise, you got a point and if you got enough points, you got fired.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pig has a job ?
stamps over 1 year ago
Do you say “different than”, “different to”, or “different from”
stamps over 1 year ago
And who in the world would put pig in charge of a $7 million account?
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Which a lot of college graduates finally realize.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Why would that work? Welcome to the real world.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Sad but true.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Bosses don’t shive a get about your note!
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
It seems unlikely he’d be trusted with enough responsibility to cause such a blunder.
sarah413 Premium Member over 1 year ago
So, rat’s really named Juan Epstein?
His cockamamy excuse to Mr. Kotter was always signed Epstein’s Mother
Needabettername over 1 year ago
https://shop.profit-raisers.com/index.asp?PID=3422251
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Pig learns a lesson. At least, I hope he learns from this….
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s really unlikely that Pig would have a position of such importance as to influence the outcome of a seven million dollar account. Even if he was the entree