Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2022

Terry misheard them say, “balls to the wall”

Won’t be able to unsee that.

Penny got a lot more modeling gigs after the bough lift

Oh! Risque!!!

The natural tree!

Fir your eyes only.

By this metric, my cat is a criminal.

Does this make my cat a rapist?

Trees don’t really need all that ornamentation or decoration to look nice. You don’t have to dress them up. Au naturel is fine with pine (and other evergreens).

That takes a lot of balls.

Tree with ornaments off?

Nothing artificial about this!

Pure filth in a comic. What is this place coming to? And “sm*t” is a banned word here? Wow

Va-va – voom!

Shouldn’t there be a black bar over this cartoon… somewhere?

Oh, Fir shame!

Hey, is that a new bough or are you just happy to see me?

Bough-wow-wow.

Au Natural.

Oh, so that’s what they mean by a “trunk show.”

Yew all need to get your mins outa the woods!

Hubba Hubba

Groot porn

This is revealing but I went out on a limb for this opportunity.

What is the cat going to play with?

Just wait and see how excited they get when the needles fall off.

Ent porn.

“O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, With what delight I see you!”

Fake newds.

Unfortunately, this led her down a path to adult films. She became most famous for the series: “Francine Does the Forest.”

Aww, she’s just practicing for the Times Square ball drop!!!

This—is—hilarious.

I didn’t think he had the balls to pose like that

The Sally Rand of trees.

LOVE it!!