Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 14, 2022

If you use the defunct “rhythm method”, expect a new dancer every nine months.

Take a number if you want to be her dance partner.

Fast Mover , Yikes !

She thinks, “You CAN Gershwin ‘em all. I still got rhythm, I’ll get music. (‘They can’t Take That Away From Me!’) I got a man. And another ‘Love Walked In.’ Who could ask for anything more? ‘Strike Up the Band.’ I foresee we’ll foreplay a ‘Fascinating Rhythm.’ Soon we’ll be doing a ‘Concerto in F’!”

Her best moves were NOT on stage.

She’s got rhythm, who can ask for anything more? Poop poopie doooo!

LeTrotsky? Any relation to Leon?

She does it to a whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Good rhythm there.

Q: what do you call a woman who uses the rhythm method? A: Mommy.

Remember seeing an old cartoon in a magazine with a couple going at it with a piano metronome on the end table, and her saying “Are you sure this is what they mean by the rhythm method?”

Was her rhythm set to Ravel’s Bolero?

ADULT ARCHIE: You dance divinely, Betty.

ADULT BETTY: SAVE IT BUSTER. YOU’VE KEPT ME ON A STRING HOPING VERONICA WILL DECIDE “LOVE” IS BETTER THAN MONEY. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! SO, if you’ll excuse me, it appears that Reggie is at loose ends – girl wise. Oh. Almost forgot – LOSER!

Shake your booty, baby. Oh yeah, that’s it.

The Music: “Bang a Gong”

Her Line: “Hello, Mr. Gong…”

Whenever I use the rhythm method I make my own music.

Horizontal tango takes MUCH practice, I hear.

Why do drummers have so many children? They rely on the rhythm method.

With the British version of this show, Strictly Come Dancing, quite a few guests end of having affairs with their dance partners. It’s called the Strictly curse. It’s not much of a curse in my opinion, having to have sex with a dancer.

i went to high school with Foxy LeTrotsky