Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2022

Target demographic for the new TWITbit

please, i need that for some people who REALLY need it

Gagitol

Remember when we worked in offices, and could just clip a cartoon and leave it on That Person’s desk?

Nah….you out of shape people are all just jealous!!!

(Hey……who slashed our tires???)

He’s got foot-drop.

When I was 37 and a half years of age, I was out of shape. I smoked, I did not exercise and I paid no attention to my diet.

I decided to change that and I figured if it took 37 and a half years to get out of shape, I would spend 37 and a half years getting back into shape and reach my physical peak at age 75.

I am almost there.

Once I get there, I’ll go back to smoking, drinking, eating indiscriminately, having unprotected sex and all the other heathen activities I used to enjoy. I plan to live to be 104 so if it is not going to kill me in the next 30 years, I’m not going to worry about it.

Sadly, I am at an age, where none of my friends would qualify for this.

A drug for everything…BOO HISS!

Actually, that’s me! (Although not in perfect shape.) But I don’t talk about it all the time.

Well, a vegan diet sure as heck isn’t gonna accomplish that…

Agreed

I know a lot of people who need that!

She should be pleased — think of the fortune she could make on late night infomercials!

Just give him a Covid Vaccine shot, that will destroy his health.