Hey, but don’t fret kid. Rethugicans want you to have this nice, new semi auto AR 15 with a 200 round clip as soon as they relax a few more gun laws. Maybe they’ll drop the age requirements (/s?).
Now if they would pull the murderous AR-15 off the shelf against the creepy GOP and NRA objections so kids will quit getting mass murdered in class rooms.
Not in time for the kid in my neighborhood who had 3 surgeries which only restored partial vision in his right eye. But on the upside, his parents can make fun of liberal parents with children that have two good eyes…who wouldn’t give their hyperactive 7-year-olds a BB gun.
More likely they just added a warning to wear safety glasses while using the Red Ryder BB Gun.
My all time favorite warning is the one on hair dryers stating not to use while sleeping. Turns out it’s not a warning to sleep walkers, but people that use hair dryers to dry socks, boots or whatever and forget and go to bed leaving a heating device on for a purpose it was not created for.
Flashaaway over 1 year ago
Is there even one test to buy a gun left?
knutdl over 1 year ago
Look for your eyes.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
As a person with macular degeneratin, I can assure you that your sight is REALLY IMPORTANT!
sevaar777 over 1 year ago
Hey, but don’t fret kid. Rethugicans want you to have this nice, new semi auto AR 15 with a 200 round clip as soon as they relax a few more gun laws. Maybe they’ll drop the age requirements (/s?).
Dirtfarmer over 1 year ago
The problem with rights is that they come with responsibilities, and those are generally ignored.
Another Take over 1 year ago
I “Liked” this for what it was – a little nod to Ralphie. Leave the Dana bashing for tomorrow.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Now if they would pull the murderous AR-15 off the shelf against the creepy GOP and NRA objections so kids will quit getting mass murdered in class rooms.
StackableContainers over 1 year ago
Not in time for the kid in my neighborhood who had 3 surgeries which only restored partial vision in his right eye. But on the upside, his parents can make fun of liberal parents with children that have two good eyes…who wouldn’t give their hyperactive 7-year-olds a BB gun.
first0ime-movie Premium Member over 1 year ago
I love the ? after the /s. I often find that when trying to be sarcastic, I find out I wasn’t.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
No matter how modern and high-tech, they’re all still FIREarms that rely on little explosions to propel a projectile. I want a LASER!
Havel over 1 year ago
“Sorry, kid, the NRA couldn’t think of a better way to commemorate the 10th anniversary of your massacre.”
This is just sick.
GiantShetlandPony over 1 year ago
More likely they just added a warning to wear safety glasses while using the Red Ryder BB Gun.
My all time favorite warning is the one on hair dryers stating not to use while sleeping. Turns out it’s not a warning to sleep walkers, but people that use hair dryers to dry socks, boots or whatever and forget and go to bed leaving a heating device on for a purpose it was not created for.
Kracklin Rosie - “Tolo Dan Nan Galad” Premium Member over 1 year ago
On the average civilian gun owners use their weapons in self defense and crime prevention 1.4 million time every year.
The right to own weapons is the right to be free.
Kurtass Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about a nice football, made in China?
davidthoms1 over 1 year ago
I saw them for sale at Walmart.
randolini Premium Member over 1 year ago
So bring him a semi-automatic. The favorite weapon of all MAGA morons and RWNJs.
rbullfogg over 1 year ago
Yeah stop bb guns, don’t let kids learn life lessons. Just let them kill on their video games.