Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 02, 2023

I refuse to answer that on the grounds it may incriminate me.

It will, once you burn that thing.

Boo Hoo— I miss Pier One! It was the only place I could find pleasantly-scented candles and diffuser oils at a reasonable price.

I have to stay out of Bed, Bath and Bodyworks (yes, I know that that’s a mash-up of Bed, Bath and Beyond and Bath and Bodyworks).

My sense of smell is probably average for a male. I am willing to sniff that carton of milk in the back of the refrigerator that has been there since Halloween (2020) to see if it is still fresh. I used to hang out in gyms.

However Bodyworks and Yankee Candle are two stores I can stay in for only a matter of minutes before my nose drives me out into the street.

There is something about girls and “smelly stuff” that I haven’t figured out since my teen years.

Dud, you just don’t know where to shop.

https://stinkycandlecompany.com/products/bacon-candle

Idk, does it?

She has a degree in taking things the wrong way.

Reminds me of one of my favorite teenaged, puerile and still guilty movie pleasures:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgIoNt9KunQ

What a nasty way to put down someone who probably thought he was giving her a nice gift. A simple “Thank you” would have been so much better.

It’s not the house that smells ….

It will now…

No no, it’s just you…

Aaand… this has been a lesson on how not to phrase a thank you.

If her house really did smell bad, he would have given her a carpet steamer and an air purifier.