Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 17, 2022

Butt what if I don’t like celery?

I don’t recognize the dialogue but the score is ticky tick pitta pat tootootootoo titty bum bum bum bum.

Now that’s really putting your butt on the line.

… and some people say they don’t understand Frog Applause™.

She’s enjoying a sitz bath in the trough. You know you’re up country now.

Can a #2 pencil have lead that color? …I guess it just refers to the hardness, huh?

Chickin lickin good!

Celery … it makes for great stalker movies …!

( Vlad made me do it )

This cracks me up ‼️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Queen Chicken wheelbarrowing down the driveway! ☺️☺️☺️

Scribbling in #2 pencil has the rantings of a mad tree….‼️

…in the year 2026 manageable paint will be added to everyone’s list…

…your walls become 3D Interactive living spaces…

…taking a bath outside on a mountain top at sunrise…

…bedroom sex on the beach…

…and it’s not just great for your personal inactive moments…

…you can sit in any section at Indy! BABY!….

…be in a classroom…

…and you can project back…

…the prof can see you in the back…

…coming in a little over three years…

Today I learned I never knew how much a row of butts looks like molars. You need those to chew celery. A chorus of number two’s. Chuga-chuga, chew-chew. It’s not each and everything, but it is each and something. The OG hot pocket.

Riddle me this. Is it easier to get your ducks in a row, or butts in a chorus? Both are quite satisfying and make me feel as if all is right with the world. Cheers, this butts for you!

…a professor got fired for imaging his students nude when he talked…

…three girl students and one male came forward saying that they felt violated…

…the Professor claimed that he never felt any of his students…

…it was just a mind trick to get himself to feel more comfortable in public speaking…

…girl victim…

…when he said this …

…covered her ears with her hands and yelled…

…make him stop…

…pretty much settled things…

…I said before taking a big bite out of my Subway sandwich…

…whatever happed to him?….

…gushed Alice feigning interest…

…I looked to see where best to attack my sandwich…

… I licked my fingers delaying my decision…

….I don’t know…

….I heard he became a commentator of something called , Frog Applause…

…Oh, sighed, Alice…

….she also liked, Frog Applause…

…never heard of it…

Seems to me that a celery slide show would have as much action.

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Quadmoon tonight!

I’m listening carefully, but not doing .222222222 good at fulfilling the checklist. Indeed, while wishing I may be, I am having no queen whatsoever, chicken or not, in my pocket (unless she got left in the other pants). Finally and emphatically, I don’t even know of any celery movies! But I do like eating the green stuff, even at your outdoors nudist sit-in cinema….

The celery stalks at midnight.

Shoot baby cakes, peanut butter and celery makes me want it no meat or cheese.

Nice booties!