Monty by Jim Meddick for January 07, 2023

Yesterday his pants were the same red as the jacket.

If it doesn’t move and you want it to, use WD-40.It it moves and you don’t want it to, use Duct Tape.

We may have to operate !  Pass the box cutter…

Can’t be a YKK zipper. :P

I would never trust that jacket again. Just get the scissors.

My parents would use a bar of soap.

his trousers changed (colour) in any case…

Sex lube works on zippers. Don’t ask how I know.

I wonder what Monty will do when he realizes that the shower water will start to shrink his coat material.

WD-40 was formulated to be a water displacement product (that’s what the WD stands for), not as a lubricant. It’s actually not a very good lubricant. But it might work well enough to get Monty out of his jam.

Just pull it off like a sweatshirt

If the problem is that the pull tab is gone, hook a paper clip into the loop that’s left on the slider.

One word. “Scissors”

Time for scissors!! I’m getting stressed just reading this!

seems like the artist never had kids, just pull the coat over the head. and no crying.

That’s going to be very heavy when it gets wet. :)

So… pulling it off over his head never occurred to him? But a cold (I am assuming) shower did?!

Rub a bar of soap along the zipper. Worked when I was a kid.

The sounds of desperation! Pathetic failure Monty takes a cold shower, fully dressed. E.B. becomes the default Man(-thing) with a Mission to try to save the day and the hotsy-totsy boy….

If he’s overheating couldn’t he just go back outside?