Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 07, 2023

The annual Milford Drunken S’mores Bonfire Orgy, I see…

Alright, says the fire chief, who spiked the Hoo?

P1: I forgot who the girl this. These blondes all look alike, remind me of Fox news anchors. Am also enjoying today’s full use of rainbow colors — Roy G. Biv.

Tobe or not Tobe….that is the question.

Only bonfire we had in HS was for football Homecoming in October, not January during basketball season.

I think they also drank the other 2/3 of their cans of Hoo hard seltzer. Proves Barney Fife’s contention that you’ve gotta nip it in the bud.

Arthur Brown Concert rocks Milford. Welcome back to The God of Hellfire

The Ghost of Valley Tech Present has arrived, invited by Keri. Bad move.

Keep your cool? We’re teammates? Don’t make eye contact? Someone has to splain this to me. Is this all a set up for when Keri has a confused lover meltdown? (thanks to a huge, out of control bonfire)

Dont trust anyone who eats smores with beer .

Judging from the height of the flames, it looks like the next guests to show up will be driving fire engines.

Aren’t there faculty members or other school officials at this bonfire? Pretty brazen for these kids to be openly drinking. If we had beer at a school dance, we sure didn’t walk around the parking lot with it.

This has turned into 90210 and All-American….combined. I’ll be moving on…….

P3 has me all confused…Rod’s hand is in the foreground, who is in the background….I see manbun, spike hair and is the third suppose to be Tobe even though he doesn’t have the green coat and purple scarf? And what does keep your cool no eye contact comment mean? Sometimes I feel like I’m totally out of the loop, which I probably am.

I’m just wondering where these kids go to start a fire as big as the great Chicago fire without being noticed by the authorities

Oh no! Nothing good ever happens in Milford’s notoriously dangerous “Town Park!”

Toby looks to have had a growth spurt. I assume the girl he is with is the girl he surprised Keri with at the party

This is all Gil’s fault. He said he was going to “light a fire under my playbook”.

Oh no, it looks like Dorothy and black haired girl got swallowed up by the inferno in P3! I guess it’s not a big deal because I don’t think either was playing sports. And speaking of big deals, you know that Mopped Up Thorp is kind of a big deal.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Monday: As the Milford Arson Squad and Local PD investigate the double homicide found in the ashes of the weekend forest fire, Agents Mulder and Sculley drive up.

Smokey Stover to show up soon. Notary sojak.

What is this in P3?? An embodiment of The Doors’ The End?? The fire is certainly egging on that particular atmosphere.

“Rod!!!”“Yes, Tobe?”“I want to kill you!!!!”

This is The End, Gil’s only friend, The End…