Of course, doing it in the order she suggests makes marriage more likely – as long as Daddy owns a shotgun (white of course, this will be a formal wedding).
When & where I went to HS, pregnant students were expelled.
My freshman year I had a friend (otherwise fairly smart, but from a home that did not exactly over-value education) who intentionally got knocked up so she could get out of there. Alas, she did not request my assistance…….
They’d loosened up by my senior year; there were 3 feti that I know of at my graduation.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Might want to start looking for a new woman dude.
C over 1 year ago
Don’t wait for the fat lady to sing
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
He’s looking for the nearest exit.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
She can do better than a dude who is a chicken.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 1 year ago
Interesting background. I think John was having some fun! Well, why not? Just don’t be staring at the background the morning after a night partying…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 1 year ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text—plus some funny riffs by fan “Fine Jams.”
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/new-years-resolutions-to-break/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
She is an Oid Fasioned Girl. He is Old Fasioned, too. He professes to believe in Spontaneous Generation, as many people believed in Times past.
All that … um, physical activity … that they engaged in occurred only coincidentally around the time she got pregnant!Hey, if so many people no longer believe in basic Science these days, belief in Spontaneous Generation might make a comeback! (Phooey On DNA testing.)
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nosirrom over 1 year ago
Did I mention that Daddy has a shotgun?
bmckee over 1 year ago
Of course, doing it in the order she suggests makes marriage more likely – as long as Daddy owns a shotgun (white of course, this will be a formal wedding).
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
How to tell Her you’ve had a Vasectomy and still get some ?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
((((((((( GASP‼️)))))))
Say WHAT NOW⁉️
Another Take over 1 year ago
RED: I’m a bit of a freak in bed. Do you think you could handle whisper whisper whisper
GUY: O.M.G.! I think I hear my wife calling for me… help…whimper
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
A + B = C you later.
anomaly over 1 year ago
Daddy’s got a shotgun, but the guy won’t be thinking of that until it’s too late.
MartinPerry1 over 1 year ago
Come on, guy. She’s a redhead. Totally worth it.
swanridge over 1 year ago
Piece of advice: Don’t accept her form of birth control.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
She put fear into him.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
cue pregnant pause…
KenDHoward1 over 1 year ago
This happens more often, than not … How else do we perpetuate the Human species … ;)
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
When & where I went to HS, pregnant students were expelled.
My freshman year I had a friend (otherwise fairly smart, but from a home that did not exactly over-value education) who intentionally got knocked up so she could get out of there. Alas, she did not request my assistance…….
They’d loosened up by my senior year; there were 3 feti that I know of at my graduation.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️
oakie817 over 1 year ago
HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!
cleokaya over 1 year ago
And the year goes out with a bang