Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 03, 2023

Make sure this is an all cash deal.

The added bonus is the yard boys are NBA players’ offspring – they’ll be able to rake the leaves when they’re still on the trees.

If you’re a potential buyer you should never sound this enthusiastic to a potential seller. Kick the tires and say they look bad… A little harder to do on a house.

Boy, talk about no sales resistance. He must be on every sucker list in the country.

Tune in tomorrow… when the other shoe drops.

I remember John Denver telling Duke about the far out trees and creek (from off stage) and singing about a Rocky Mountain high. I also remember Duke threatening to get his shotgun.

All sales are final.

Thudpucker hires the 30 kids as his choral group and they all make millions

I dunno, if it had been me, I’d have kept negotiating. ;-)

Jim will be p*ssed when he finds out the music history next door is just farting noises

Literally a stone’s throw away…used to chuck stones at him all the time.

In the three cells the price goes up a couple of million. Unfortunately, Jimmy isn’t the best businessperson to deal with this master con.

Wait, how does Jimmy Thudpucker even HAVE 12 million?!