Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 05, 2023

Death, Harry Death! Hairy!!

“Reaping” the rewards.

This will sickle your funny bone

As they say: “Death came as a relief”

He’s doing this in his spare time. Anyway, nothing wrong with building good will with a future client.

WOW, yesterday, while shoveling I looked up and saw a plate of metal covering under the roof, which hangs over a bit, was sagging. I reached up with the shovel to tap it back into place and OUT came a bird, half way. Waited and s/he finally left, barely squeezing out.

I guess mom hasn’t had the birds and the bees chat with him yet.

He must be on the happy pills.

She’s mortified.

(Mortified in Latin means “to put to death,” so I figured it would be appropriate to use in this setting.)

I don’t get this one.

I once picked up a fledgling Cardinal once and climbed the tree to put him/her back in the nest. saw him a few days later flying around. score one for the good guys!

The Reaper saves the peeper.

Sometimes you have to a break from the doom and gloom.

….and I thought he was going for a “Chick Filet”……..