FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 21, 2023

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You chat too much, Suzanne. (This is usually why I don’t chat with my barber where she chats amongst her fellow barbers; don’t want to get stuck in the conversation and distract her.)

SNIP

Oddly enough not a nude salon

Peter’s ear is not the appendage he’s thinking about.

Blood left his ears and went elsewhere in his body.

Let’s be honest: At his age, neither would the rest of us. That’s me. I’m “the rest of us” lol

He can now consider a new career path… as a painter.

Might need to re-position that hat.

The barber is expressing what I refer to “First World Problems.”

I wonder if the opposite wall has a mirror on it. They used to do that in barber shops when I was younger. It would explain his blank stare ahead.

I would like to help her get in and out of her clothes to reduce her work load.

I stand corrected from yesterday’s comment. Peter will be giving her a generous tip now

When I was a preschooler, my father tried cutting my hair. I think he only did it once or twice before he cut my ear. After that, he decided to take me to the barber.

“Ohh, sorry, I’m bonking you in the back of your head.”

“Mmfrklksighhh…”

Continue on please….

got that “all squiggly feeling” I assume

That’s ok, he was going to offer his ear to her anyway, as a token of their friendship

His cap would be moving

What is his hat covering?…

Swimsuits and lingerie are the ONLY things a gal that voluptuous would be modeling. Fashion models are generally built more like Paige- flat in front, flat in back- no need to tailor the garments.