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Spear them all! If they all identify as vegetables, it should be no big deal to just “cut them down”, cook them, and eat them up (if you like asparagus, anyway).
sk55 about 2 years ago
I’m Kirk Douglas, and I have a chin dimple.
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
Sniff, sniff, nope, none off you are asparagus.
kgs about 2 years ago
Prove it pee into this cup…
coltish1 about 2 years ago
The original reason asparaguses aren’t used in a Caesar salad.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Performance art on the farm.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
By golly, the Jolly Green Giant finally reveals his true identity!
HO. HO. HO. ‼️
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
“I’m butter and I think asparagus and I would make a great couple!”
Chalres about 2 years ago
TIL the “T” in “Spartacus” is silent (and sometimes invisible).
T... about 2 years ago
What’s my line…
mr_sherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pluck them all and let the chef sort them out.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Spear them all! If they all identify as vegetables, it should be no big deal to just “cut them down”, cook them, and eat them up (if you like asparagus, anyway).
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️