Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 10, 2023

Incidentally, aren’t those Max’s glasses?

I don’t know how the queen of goblins is boring, but that’s just me.

Phoebe needs a short-sword which glows blue whenever orcs or goblins are nearby… And it’s times like that when you need to be extra careful!

No Underpants Goblins?

Not Blart blart blart Blarts?

That goblin has John Lennon muttonchops but the glasses aren’t round enough!

Goblin: “Now let me tell you about Dakota’s failings… Have a seat.”

“I was stealing from humans before it was cool.”

So remiss of me. There’s a goblin in the current series I’m writing, and I forgot to use ‘blart’ in her dialog! There goes the credibility!

Dakota thinks goblins are boring… yet she still hangs around with them. Her own life must be so boring that she needs to increase the level.

The Goblin Aristocracy is a relatively light burden on the others unless there’s a severe power imbalance.

Dakota’s showing some “Karen” energy today.

Where does the brilliant genetic-engineer Blart Versenwald III (he created an “Off” switch for children, as revealed at the end of the Hitchhiker’s Guide book So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish) fit into this?

Dakota, here’s a tip: only boring people get bored.

“Who wants to get tattoos except on our faces in case we have to get office jobs?” “Trolls World Tour”

are the goblins the ones who kieep robbing me? because i’m litteraly in poverty thanks to that… i mean, it’s not funny. i’m serious.. i didn’t know it was goblins, tho

“blaart and the blaarts”? Arent they a “phoebe and the phoebes” cover band?