Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 19, 2023

i need this – honestly

So it’s come to this

That’ll be my excuse to stay home from school!

Probably has an entire soccer team.

Well, seems like such a caring company to work for!!!

This is why the company is going paperless…

I thought there would be more people there.

Funny how you get a tiny paper cut and it hurts like crazy. Get a big ragged tear in the skin and it’s just a minor flesh wound

Huh! Where I work, they just laugh at me and tell me to put a band-aid on it.

Big babies!

The much more serious Cut My Tongue Licking An Envelope clinic is down the hall.

Decendents of the men who stormed the beaches at Iwo Jima.

“OK, this patient claims he has a paper cut but we can’t find it. I’ve just sent him down to the hand sanitizer station and we are waiting for the results.”