Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 27, 2023

Use a credit card

I’ll have the Mock Turtle Soup for starters…..

In “Carry On Spying”, a briefcase containing such items as false beards, false moustaches and false passports was made from imitation leather.

He does seem to do a pretty good imitation of a king, though.

Hmm. Either way, that sounds good.

That’s not ALL that’s in food….they’re killing us, slowly!

So when you’re paying with REAL money you buy the expensive stuff?

Guess Fink figured he might as well go first class, since he had to spend the real spondulix anyway.

To quote RMN, if the King prints it, it is not counterfeit.

Weird, but guess he thinks real money means buy real food. However the opposite makes more sense if your the type to use counterfeit funds.