Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 21, 2023

Señor Wences on line one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJiYZ6QIAtY

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Well it’s clearly not Hobbes.

Calvin somehow saw that movie Se7en?

I’ll bet it speaks the truth, at least at this age.

Susie has got to find better friends.

She must really like him if she keeps coming to him knowing how gross Calvin can be.

Well, that Boooger Braained Soooosie gets better grades than you, lad. And that is the whole truth.

That’s Cal. Any alternative to actual work is good.

Before the magic 8-ball, there was the Oracle Head!

Watterson’s drawn heads are too big to fit in that bag.

Boys can be really gross….ew

Siri, what’s the answer to #3?

Happy Mardi Gras!!

Calvin later changed his name to Jeff Dunham.

Treading on thin ice, Calvin.

Calvin got ahead.

It would be so wonderful if Watterson and Wiley Miller got together and let Calvin meet Danae.

I just realized that Calvin and Susie are child versions of Calvin’s mom and dad. She’s the rational one who grounds Dad. He’s the one making up stories that he tells Calvin, despising his job (like Calvin hates school), and having adventures on his bicycle while she cleans house and cares for Calvin.

Pedro’s in the box—where’s Johnny!

And 20 years later Calvin and Susie got married

We all know Calvin secretly likes Susie…. that is why he so mean to her. If that makes any sense.

I’ll bet it gives him the wrong answers… ☺

For me easy, for you deeficult.

Someone should brain him…

Here’s another attempt where Calvin calls Susie “booger” via ventriloquism…https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/08/30

I love it! Don’t know why- – must be because Susie is a booger brain! Where is my hero Hobbes!?

Pretty small head…

Probably the only Calvin and Hobbes number which would be better animated. (But a previous commenter was right: we need Señor Wences for this.)

The truth hurts, Susie.

Calvin is pushing the envelope again. But he really likes Suzie.

Calvin just loves the squick and loves Suzy’s disgusted reaction to it. Her imagination fills in the blanks.

Booger brain. Hilarious!

Bob the skull