Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2023

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 2 years ago

    Would be funny if his reflection in the mirror would steal $200 from him.

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    Zykoic  almost 2 years ago

    My last office visit was $306. He needs to raise his rate.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    Now open wide and say aaaaahhhhh.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a great way to start the day. And a warmup for asking for his pay.

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    dcdete.  almost 2 years ago

    Well Doctor if two complimentary praises cost $200, then I suppose two insults would be negative and are worth -$200. “So Doc, you’re nothing but a quack, and your mustache looks like the tail end of a horse’s behind!”

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He never learned, and kept going deeper and deeper in debt.

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    Mark Jeffrey  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve got today’s and yesterday’s strips in an old “Wizard of Id” collect book I bought back in (IIRC) the late 70s. Both have been redrawn but otherwise seem the same. Not a complaint (the jokes are still good), just an observation from someone who has read those books many, many times over the years.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Kind of like if Lucy would do this and ask for “5 cents please”.

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    Calvinist1966  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he should treat himself for narcissism.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Charging himself a complimentary fee?

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    dbix1950  almost 2 years ago

    Mirror, Mirror!

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    ouch… he charged himself for his own visit… what good is the money from the reflection anyways.

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    Frank Farkel  almost 2 years ago

    Moved to South Texas a few months ago and had to find a new primary care doctor. Called one on my list and had to pass an audition before he accepted me as a new patient. Took five vials of blood, sent me to see a cardiologist – no blockage after a day’s worth of tests and imaging, a urologist – surprisingly a really nice guy, especially since I ran out of urologists in Dallas 20 years ago. Horror stories. An opthalmologist, to re-confirm that I have no lens in my right eye and there is a silicon ball holding my retina in place, but the corners are detaching again, so I have an upcoming trip to the retina specialist, and to the Sleep Center for testing. No episodes, so I don’t have to wear a mask at night. All of this before Feb 1. My insurance company has got to be having convulsions by now.Conclusions: Don’t throw rocks when you are a kid, don’t ever consider green light laser surgery, especially when it is not needed and not addressing the cause of your problems, bad diet and booze may be OK if you stopped smoking at age 21 and are now 73. Playing a lot of golf is OK, but you have to drink a lot of water – even though the course runs next to a highway and there are no bathrooms.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    Still underpriced, and therefore, a quack.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    He must work at FastMed.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Must be a wealthy Magic Mirror.

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    davidnavar  almost 2 years ago

    My co-payment rise from $10 to $100

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Practicing does help when you tell them your price‼️☺️

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a disease! Not even doctors can cure themselves from the horrid charge!

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    Mediatech  almost 2 years ago

    My doctor tells me I’m in good shape for a man of my age. But that the same thing they say about King Tut.

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    cubswin2016  almost 2 years ago

    Good luck on collecting that money.

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    JediSQL Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Now he owes taxes on the $200.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    local ambulance put a friend on a stretcher and moved her about 25ft from the door of a restaurant to her vehicle — she got a bill for $400. (I told her to send it to whomever called the ambulance, she didn’t)

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    The only reason I answer myself is for the professional opinion. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Doctors do need confidence for their job, but not about their looks.

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