Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 12, 2023

Well, he does need to watch his weight to fit in that suit.

Hey! Staying regular is very important.

He’ll need the fiber with that much sugar.

What the heck is all that? How does coffee fit in there with all that crap?

Not easy to find bran muffins anymore

Whatever it takes.

Stealbucks® Coffee, locations everywhere in the galaxy, except Dirk’s Death Star. He didn’t allow them to open one there because he doesn’t believe in coddling his troopers.

But he may be reconsidering that decision.

Major D’Oh! moment there, Dirk…

Now, this is a funny comic. Especially the staying regular part.

Dirk Regular?

His order sounds yummy except the icky mocha part.

is that bran muffin “to go”?

You pay a lot of attention to regularity when you wear that outfit.

To be fair, the fact that he eats healthy doesn’t really change my opinion of Dirk. Brewster’s reaction would have affected my opinion of him if I didn’t already know he was a shallow little child-man.

Dirk is a scourge in his own mind.

I think that’s why they normally call out a name, to keep from embarrassing the customers.

He is evil to hold up the line with all those “extras” while sleepy people are waiting for straight double espressos. :)

Now just the scourge of the barista if he don’t shut up…