Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 23, 2023

Good choices.

Ducks can’t stand on perches

With Blondie you’ll get fed a lot but you may have to fight Dagwood for the food. With Pickles you’ll make a great pet addition to Muffin and Roscoe but Muffin might try to eat you.

Hi and Lois, surprisingly, turned me down outright. I’m still waiting to hear back from Gasoline Alley and the Wizard of Id.

Not interested in Pastis’ bunch over at Pearls? Must be because of the crocs.

So . . . Bob has been “quiet quitting” too, huh?

Try Broom-Hilda, you can take over for the buzzard whose name got censored by GoComics!

try over the hedge too

At Blondie you’d be considered an entree; at Pickles you’d be in the same situation you are now.

It’s best not to let them know your looking.

And it’s even more important to not do or say anything until you have a new place confirmed.

I think Crumb might be a good fit, but it’s a long flight.

Try Cul De Sac – more adventures!

Better food with Blondie. And no cats!

Don’t bother sending to Wallace The Brave. He has a seagull who is in the mix just about every day.

Blondie? Doesn’t she work for “the other guys” over with Hagar and Sally Forth and Zits?

THUD! And the duck says “Now you tell me”.