Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for January 26, 2023

Lillian tell them to get the fire dept. on the move. Before your stupid neighbor kills himself and burns his house down.

Crankshaft will never set the world on fire, just his neighborhood.

911 dispatch looks at the address and says "What ! Not again ! "

I wonder if Ed, has a Frequent Response Card?

All the boxes! Why didn’t you say it was Crankshaft?

I’ll say it again… There’s absolutely no way on God’s Green Earth that a fat old man is going to be able to hang by one hand on the gutter like that for this long..

What part of red jacket and hat is so hard for the colorist to understand?

Did he switch hands to get further from the fire?

The burning that was fortold has started

Apocalypse now!

Things don’t look too good at the moment.

Lillian, you couldn’t have described what Ed has done any better.

All of the above and hurry! Crankie should be on the FD “watch” list. At least daily drive by!!!

Operator: Does this involve Ed Crankshaft?

Dispatch: We have a CODE CRANKSHAFT. Engine, paramamedics, ambulance respond.

Still impressive that he can hold on with one hand though……

She’s still on the phone? They aren’t going to get here in time!

When I was in high school, I helped my father replace the roof on our house. I was on the roof of the garage, and the shingles began to crumble, and I started sliding. My mother said “What are you doing?” and I said “I’m FALLING!” she put a step ladder under where I was heading, which would have just been something bad to land on. My dad got the extension ladder there just as I reached the edge. Not my most harrowing experience on a roof…

Bah ha ha, he started the house on fire. How many times is that now? No way they still have house insurance at this point.

Just tell them it’s Crankshaft and they’ll be out in no time.

It’s not often that 911 gets an “All of the Above” emergency.

911: “Listen, old hag, what’s your issue?”

You’d think by now the Fire Department would just hang out in the neighborhood on Ed’s days off.

SMH (/_<)