A comment was made yesterday about putting him in a rest home. My thought, what, and put all those caretakers and the other residents lives in jeopardy.
“Nice try. How about this: ‘If I ever do anything like this again, the next call Pam makes will be to an assisted living facility, because I’m starting to be a danger to my family’.”
When I was getting ready to sell mt mom’s house, I rented a pressure washer to clean the roof. The clerk warned me not to use the highest setting, but the thing was woefully under powered. I used the highest setting and still had to put the tip an inch from the shingles to clean the crud off. It took me all day to do a tiny portion. It would takes me days, at $55 a day. So I just went and bought one. I put it on the highest setting, and it cut the shingle in half like a hot knife though butter! I had some fun with that baby!
Ed, don’t start a flame thrower at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, or 12 — just don’t start a flame thrower at all. Otherwise, you’ll be on the 11 o’clock news again!
how many fireplace fires and barbeque fires has Ed started that required a response from the CFD? Ed has some of “Tim the Tool Man” running thru his veins
allen@home over 1 year ago
Yeah Ed. First time user should always use the lowest setting on his new flame thrower when firing it up.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
The whole point of having an eleven is that you have somewhere to go when ten isn’t quite enough.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
He should be banned from flamethrowers. And matches. And lighters. And anything that creates a fire so maybe even 2 sticks of wood!
nosirrom over 1 year ago
The ladder looks shorter. Did the fire department accidentally on purpose break it?
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
A comment was made yesterday about putting him in a rest home. My thought, what, and put all those caretakers and the other residents lives in jeopardy.
dputhoff62 over 1 year ago
He won’t learn anything. He never does.
sueb1863 over 1 year ago
“Nice try. How about this: ‘If I ever do anything like this again, the next call Pam makes will be to an assisted living facility, because I’m starting to be a danger to my family’.”
maxiesmom2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I actually laughed out loud at his comment. I haven’t been able to keep up for several years and am happy he’s now here at Gocomics.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
Ed’s motto “live and don’t learn”.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Really, Ed?
Son of Stuck Funky over 1 year ago
Time for Pm and Jff to send Ed to The Home before he burns their place down.
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
Is Ed’s daughter (in law?) considering having Ed committed, or, at least shipping him off to a “retirement village” about now?
tcayer over 1 year ago
So of course he learned nothing…
tcayer over 1 year ago
When I was getting ready to sell mt mom’s house, I rented a pressure washer to clean the roof. The clerk warned me not to use the highest setting, but the thing was woefully under powered. I used the highest setting and still had to put the tip an inch from the shingles to clean the crud off. It took me all day to do a tiny portion. It would takes me days, at $55 a day. So I just went and bought one. I put it on the highest setting, and it cut the shingle in half like a hot knife though butter! I had some fun with that baby!
MichiganMitten over 1 year ago
Does Ed even HAVE an insurance agent?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Unless of course you are burning the enemy out of a bunker as Crankshaft did as a combat soldier in WWll…..
Out of the Past over 1 year ago
I guess I’ll have to brush up on flamethrowers to get it.
JudithStocker Premium Member over 1 year ago
An old fool like Ed never learns!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The Shaft didn’t start it at 11, he Cranked it to 11.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
I do think flame throwers are illegal some places, which is a good thing.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eleven??
Mopman over 1 year ago
I can’t believe Pmm and Jff haven’t learned anything by now. When will they ship him to Bedsore Manor?
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
Ed, don’t start a flame thrower at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, or 12 — just don’t start a flame thrower at all. Otherwise, you’ll be on the 11 o’clock news again!
bakana over 1 year ago
That’s why he always buys from Beans End:
Their products always go that Extra Step.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago
how many fireplace fires and barbeque fires has Ed started that required a response from the CFD? Ed has some of “Tim the Tool Man” running thru his veins
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Or how about not at all! SMH (/_<)