Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 19, 2023

I had to go looking for mine when it announced it needed a charge. Found her in the back reaches of the master closet. First time she went in there. So yay, clean closet floors!

I’m going to take mine to a charity, easier to do it myself.

It has to be some kind of a Super-Roomba to be able to support his weight and still function:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvkky-uoQI&t=10s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zZ854xPZXc

She’s already got the bag in her hand. Why can’t she just walk it out to the trash bin?

She could’ve taken it out herself in the time it took Ralph to get there.

If she has already pulled the trash bag out of the wastebasket, why doesn’t she just dispose of it herself?

I rode one, once, at my friend’s home. Guess what!?! I bought he and his wife a new one…

Now THAT is lazy.

Especially when carrying a heavy load.

That thing must have really, really good suspension

Maybe if you said “please” miss shrew.

We bought a Roomba back when they first came out. I read the instruction manual. We took it back.

There is no way to move all the wires off the floor. I would have to follow it around and lift each wire as it passes through. There are lots of tiny areas between and around the furniture – such as silver chest legs are about 2 inches away from hope chest type box in the dining room – Roomba could NOT get between them -so I would have to go around and clean all these areas anyway.

How do you deal with the hanging wires and the very small spaces?

Instead of standing there, Homelybish, you take it out….