Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 19, 2023

Ralph has his own bowl of nuts.

As complimentary as Lloyd the Bartender at the Overlook Hotel.

Ralph on Tap for the male college crowd.

This is managements way of discouraging patrons….from free drinks…and Siri does the talkin!

Both the joke and Ralph were beery funny this morn.

I think he’s had enough.

Hmmm, with the booze and pretzels providing commentary, who needs Moe Szyslak?!

Some nice word play there from Ralph and the human. If the ‘food and drink’ are talking back – you’ve definitely had too much of both.

Ralph has his face on a beer tap handle.

What no Pretzel Logic pun?!?

Ralph works part-time for Tree House Brewing.

Evidently, for compliments,

he should order his drinks “neat” …!

There’s no such thing as a free lunch…

Alcoholic drink, stirring up trouble again…

I think they stole that crown from “Bizarro”!

Nope…you’re gonna hafta pay for these…big time!

must be a whiskey sour…