Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 14, 2023

I see you, too, Mr. Bunny.

About time! I’ve always liked rabbits.

On the John, Mr Moon, w/poop showing thru, peek a boo, my terd you are it, onward follow the sh!t, and let grandma wipe the honey, get more when reading the funnies.

Hope you can hold it till we get home, this truck stop smells like a stinky throne.

Isn’t that just a robe?

I’m not just a raccoon. I also invented a plastic container for food leftovers for easy storage in the fridge. The graduated sizes were my idea too!

Today’s creative rabbit knelt before a mural map of the city. From this perspective, once could see the numerous parks vouchsafed by the urban planners.

I’m not just the president of the hare club for men. I’m also a member.

…and yet you are judged by the fishnets you wear…

…and your heart shaped pasties…

… and don’t forget they don’t call you a sweet transvestite anymore…

…only the hasenpfeffer hare…

…sweet but with b-bs…

…geniuses never come from Nazareth…

…must of been the wrong hat…

…we’re all pink on the inside…

…unless you like geniuses like Texas Roadhouse meat…

…well done my friend…

…well done…

Dang! Last time i was in the ER i didn’t even have that! Lucky BUNNY!

Well with no peek-a-boo back, there goes all the snickers, giggles and snorts in the hospital halls‼️‼️☺️ At least they kept us all in “stitches” ‼️☺️

“more functional” eh

Man, if you really want to go, sit right down on the throne.

Two gowns, one forward and one backwards. Closes the back hindsight on a Honda.

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Bunny slippers. I can see you judging me. Stop it.

Tattoos on the thorax?

Sooo … an “eeek”-a-boo front …?

( reversible for cheek-a-boo )

Who needs a peek-a-boo back when you have hearts for nipples?

After the melting nipples and the scissors fight which I have no doubt occurred, it’s no wonder today we ended up at the hospital. Thank the bunny for the gown modesty modification.

I’m not saying that it wasn’t a good read.

I’m just saying the Harey Potter and the Stylish Hospital Gown wasn’t anything like what I expected.

That’s one smart bunny!

Tell us more about your fabulous invention, Rabbit. And have you arranged for nationwide distribution of the No-See-Um Hospital Gown®?