Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 22, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    . . . butt I have a new positon in mind for you

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    “You don’t have to hire me but you’re kind of stuck with me for now.”

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    meg_grif  almost 2 years ago

    Then hire him as your “life without parole” coach.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He wants you to give it 110years… I mean percent!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    “But we’re still in this together!”

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    PoochFan  almost 2 years ago

    He won’t have too many decisions to make from now on anyway.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    When I first glanced at this joke, I saw the word, “lawyer,” instead of “life coach.” It works, too.

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    brick10  almost 2 years ago

    Good choice

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    seaspotzrun  almost 2 years ago

    He has the arms, torso and legs of a human but what’s up with that face and neck??

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Let’s not be hasty. This is just part of the process!

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    Baucuva  almost 2 years ago

    In for life coach.

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    MichiganMitten  almost 2 years ago

    That’s a roomy cell.

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    coffeemom88  almost 2 years ago

    But he coached you to emulate him — or did you not do your research ahead of time, before hiring a “life” coach? Now you’re both “lifers”.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He also has no life…so there‼️☺️

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    FATALISM, the new religion.

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    May I suggest Gretta the doomsayer. Self terminating employment.

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  almost 2 years ago

    better call saul

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    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I see a sink. Is that the only porcelain they get?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    He used to show him the ropes…now he’s gonna show him the “soap on a rope”s.

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