Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 22, 2023

. . . butt I have a new positon in mind for you

“You don’t have to hire me but you’re kind of stuck with me for now.”

Then hire him as your “life without parole” coach.

He wants you to give it 110years… I mean percent!

“But we’re still in this together!”

He won’t have too many decisions to make from now on anyway.

When I first glanced at this joke, I saw the word, “lawyer,” instead of “life coach.” It works, too.

Good choice

He has the arms, torso and legs of a human but what’s up with that face and neck??

Let’s not be hasty. This is just part of the process!

In for life coach.

That’s a roomy cell.

But he coached you to emulate him — or did you not do your research ahead of time, before hiring a “life” coach? Now you’re both “lifers”.

He also has no life…so there‼️☺️

FATALISM, the new religion.

May I suggest Gretta the doomsayer. Self terminating employment.

better call saul

I see a sink. Is that the only porcelain they get?

He used to show him the ropes…now he’s gonna show him the “soap on a rope”s.