The Barn by Ralph Hagen for January 26, 2023

Fake news.

The headline said it’s about the size of a box truck & will get closer than geosynchronous satellites, but isn’t expected to hit earth.

Fox news again.

It must me Willard.

Details tonight at six!

he’s trying to pull the wool over our eyes

Anything for ratings…..eh Rory?

Ahhh… The positivity of the news

It’s easy to just say “fake news” till the bodies start piling up!

And that’s just one issue of the National Inquirer…

Rory worked himself up into a frenzy!

He forgot he works for the Fickled Finger Of Fate rag, who publishes outrageous stories for sensationalism….

Panel 1: asteroid only the size of a pea; no problem. Panel 2: wear mask; no problem. Panel 3: don’t go out at night; no problem. Panel 4: turn that crap off and live your life.

I just watched “Deep Impact” again last night.

FOXy NEWS??

… and now for the Rory details.

video of the giant hamster

https://i.ibb.co/Xy9N778/found-footage.gif

No, no, NO!!!!!!!!! Cross the hamster with the vampire and give it wings! Ta-dah! :)

According to NASA it’s going to be a near miss Rory.

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/nasa-system-predicts-small-asteroid-to-pass-close-by-earth-this-week

Is this the real reason Paris and D.C. have waterfront ferris wheels? Hamster wheels for giant monster hamsters?