Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 15, 2023

They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR!

My appreciation to Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman.

She should keep the festival abreast of her situation.

What do you know! One more time that Garry Trudeau foretold the future.

This is ART, BD. Nothing personal. Ask JJ.

In her mature years, she’s clear about how she got cast.

“Are they real?” Proof there is such a thing as a stupid question.

Well, technically they are real pen and ink.

Tomorrow—-BOOPSIE MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA

“The one time in my career I was photographed topless,the caption under the picture said—-”HELP SEND THIS BOY TO SUMMER CAMP"

PHYLLIS DILLER

I don’t know why people care if they’re real or not.

More than a mouthful is wasted

Dick Cavett once wrote a line for Jack Paar to introduce his guest on the show: “And now, ladies and gentlemen, here they are, Jayne Mansfield!”

Jane Russell&Marilyn Monroe in GENTLEMAN PREFER BLONDES—1953

tHEY’RE ON A CRUISE SHIP AND SOMEBODY SAYS—-“tHOSE TWO LADIES can’t DROWN!”

Maybe I’m just shallow, but that doesn’t really concern me that much when looking at young ladies. What I think of the result is what matters.

Yep, someday they’ll be the perkiest boobs in the nursing home.

RIP Raquel Welch