Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 04, 2023

So THAT"S how its made!

I grew up on powdered milk. It was cheaper

Poor cow. Looks like he’s punched her a time or two in the eye for not giving enough milk.

If she increases her intake, it’ll start off as condensed milk.

Udder nonsense!

Dehydrated cows give powered milk. Contented cows give better milk. Miniature cows give condensed milk. Athletic cows give low fat milk. Hippy cows give organic milk. And drunk cows give, wait for it, buttermilk.

Hard to increase hydration if you live along the Colorado River.

Unh-uh… you ain’t doin’ it right!

Hmmmm, not enough cid chewing….and next time, make it chocolate!

NEVER give cats evaporated milk.

They’ll evaporate.

Saves on processing.

It’s time to pivot, I heard there’s a strong demand for goat milk in Hawaii.

Don’t worry Jake, the U.S. consumer will buy anything. Why would Marketing lie or not tell the whole story?

Mooo Booo …!

Has your family tried it? Powdered milk!

Cow: “Aw, gwan and take a powder!”

That’s actually convenient – it saves having to process the liquid into powder. Just sell it to whoever wants powdered milk.